i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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