I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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