They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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