my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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