operation have a gay friend backfired
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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