So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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