All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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