There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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