just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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