he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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