Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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