If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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