I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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