Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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