I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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