i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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