why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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