How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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