i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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