We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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