ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so that wasnt chicken after all
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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