i think my tv is drunk
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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