Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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