is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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