Quick, to the slutcave!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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