i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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