I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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