I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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