idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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