Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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