After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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