I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I have post one night stand depression
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