Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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