marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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