..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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