Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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