sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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