I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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