they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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