Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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