i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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