dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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