you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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