Dual....:-)
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
COCAINE IS GR8
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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