I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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