and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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