i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Drunk is a universal language darling
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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