Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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