I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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