Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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